Sarah Palin actually a guy?

I read on a website that Sarah Palin actually has a penis! If this is true, she should tell everyone, because then she may be classified as a male and actually win an election!

Statistics show 99% of people that die from a terrorist has somewhere to go

This means that you should stay in your house, and get everything you need ordered to your door!

New Skyrim info

Skyrim is set two hundred years after Game of the Year winner Half-Life 2:Episode Three, in the land of Skyrim. The province has erupted into civil war after the assassination of Rebecca Black. Concurrently, the god Alduin, who takes the form of a massive dragon, has arisen to destroy the world. The player character is one of the last living Dovahkiin (Dragonborn), and must fend off Alduin and save Skyrim from destruction.

Rape a bullshit accusation made by feminist space aliens?

As you all know, everyone in the world ever enjoys sex, except for the Space Alien race. They must of fast roped down from space, and they are now in a gang of sicario's who call themselves "Feminists". They say that when a women gets surprise butt sex you should go to jail, but they are the only ones that believe that, because the girl actually enjoys it! I hope that the law of rape gets redacted, and that the Feminist Sicario Space Aliens get butt sex for eternity, from Chris Brown from Dateline NBC.

My daily workout routine

Everyday I eat lots of pasta while playing Madden '11 for 30 minutes, then I switch to NHL 2004 (the best one!) for 20 minutes, then I play Shaun White Snowboarding for 50 minutes, then I take a 15 minute break to cool down, Then I play FIFA 11 for 45 minutes, and finally I finish up with some Mario Superstar Baseball, for an hour!

A handful of reasons NOT to go outside

1. You can get bitten by mosquito's, causing West Nile ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/West_Nile_virus ) or Malaria ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malaria )

2. People are retarded or something and let their big ass dogs walk without leashes, which can lead to you being attacked and getting Rabies ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rabies_virus ), and that is assuming you are lucky enough you don't get mauled to death by the dog.

3. Poppy seed sized bugs, called Ticks, can give you Lyme Disease, which can cause "Many disabling symptoms can occur, including permanent paraplegia in the most extreme cases" ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lyme_disease )

4. Bears can attack and kill you

5. Getting hit by a car

6. The sun releases radiation, which can give you skin cancer ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skin_cancer ), Heat illness ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heat_stroke ), and burns.

Sid Meier's Civilization V review

I recently picked up Sid Meier's Civilization V, and I must say, It is a great MMORPG! I play as an Ork Paladin, and I really love the ability they have to summon minions! The games story is flawless, you play as a guy named Niko Bellic who moves to Italy to fight the Mob. The gameplay is smooth, with interactive and non-linear environments, which are so beautiful naturally the only system that can run it is Nintendo's PSP, making it exclusive to that. It is super easy to level up your character, almost as easy as it was in Duke Nukem 2D.

If you have a Nintendo PSP, I recommend buying Sid Meier's Civilization V!