Sunday, 24 July 2011

A handful of reasons NOT to go outside

1. You can get bitten by mosquito's, causing West Nile ( ) or Malaria ( )

2. People are retarded or something and let their big ass dogs walk without leashes, which can lead to you being attacked and getting Rabies ( ), and that is assuming you are lucky enough you don't get mauled to death by the dog.

3. Poppy seed sized bugs, called Ticks, can give you Lyme Disease, which can cause "Many disabling symptoms can occur, including permanent paraplegia in the most extreme cases" ( )

4. Bears can attack and kill you

5. Getting hit by a car

6. The sun releases radiation, which can give you skin cancer ( ), Heat illness ( ), and burns.


  1. Haha,
    n+1. Freaking meteorites!
    Will follow for more lifesaving facts

  2. These are quite wonderful reasons, and adding to what Pieter said, lightning could strike and kill you in a storm. +followed

  3. Edit to the dogs - People let them shit on the street and you always step on it and never get rid of the smell. End up buying new shoes, rinse, repeat.

  4. you forgot about pirates, they stole my hat the other day! haha!

  5. Jup, better to stay inside. I've heard some crazy stories about this 'outside' you're talking about.